How to “man-up” a salad…
Directions (although, no man would ever read directions, that’s why there’s a photo to glance at)
1. Grab a salad any chick(aka female) would eat
2. Add a healthy portion of cooked SooFoo(mmm, nutty, smokey, man flavoring)
3. Wash down with a frosty cold beer right out of the bottle without a cozy (this step is optional and only valid if over 21)
4. Once finished, growl or snarl
Salad conquered with your man card securely in your pocket. You’re welcome, now go chop some wood!